Thursday, February 14, 2013

tantra ka vartalaap

Money (sycophantically) : Can we move together?

Honesty (Rudely): My parents say, your ancestors beheaded some of us. So it is not possible.

Development (Asking for sexual favor): Hey money darling, I have infra, can give you luxurious space.

Money  : Hello I am white, can't live with black.

Development: No, I maintain separation, though my religion allows me.

Honesty: Hey Money, if you are white, your space will be dark. And if you are black, it will be shining

Poverty: I need love of Money :(:( but don't have rooms for it. Could Development rent me one?

Honesty (Stubbornly): Hey Poverty, You can never live with Money. This is rule.

Development: No, No, I was instructed that whole rooms shall be occupied by only Money, irrespective of ethnicity. You can find your place in nearby slums or villages.

Money: Its raining, give me room.

Politics: (Rain is my agent, money is entrapped), Hey Development, listen, I want to destroy Honesty.

Development: I heard it resides with Poverty. I will send Money to kill her and arrest Poverty.

Poverty: No, no, it doesn't live with me. This is rumor.

Politics: So now all you are instructed to find and finish her off.

All (in one voice): Yes Boss, you will listen good news soon.